I don't understand this place.  You have like 43,000+ categories and almost as many stickies.  It's not very aesthetically pleasing.

I'm not too worried about my FT $$... Strasse says he'll sue them and get it back for me.  I think he's a lawyer or maybe just a fat kid pretending to be a lawyer, I never know on the internets.  All my $$ was tied up in tokens.  It seems ironic they sent me an email saying they converted all my tokens into cash for me... since neither does me any good.  They should convert it into Yen just to tease me.  I do miss playing poker though.

I found a scorpion in my house this morning, thinking of trying to make scorpion wine.

How many posts do I need to make to be forum pro?

That's about it for me.  I'm happy about the whole thing because I didn't win any big tourneys right before black friday.  Would suck if you did.

We used to have about 94,000 categories until we streamlined it after the last influx of FTF'ers.  That's where all the stickies came from. 

If you want a good wine, keep the tail and toss the rest.  All the superfluous scorpion parts just dilute it.

And a thousand posts is the milestone here as well. Welcome to the site, and I hope you can handle the aesthetics.  We're open as always to suggestion, as most of the FTF'ers who came over on Black Friday would tell you.

I know because once upon a time I was there too.  LO came over when BF hit and half of FTF camped out here for the weekend.  Clearly you were on a 3 day bender that weekend, because we never saw you (not that there's anything wrong with that).

 What would you like your title to be when you grow up (or today)?  I'm afraid Fletchy already took "Fourum Bot".

OK, I'll sacrifice myself as #4.
Chill, realizing you prolly now have 2 little ones by now in Glendizzle [congats, btw!]
I doubt you've checked out much of the SoCal live pokering scene... or have you?
I, for one, miss your urbane wit.
Do understand, however, that this is NOT FTP forum [it got eaten],
and that 6 and 4 prefers a more open environment.
[mark anything w/ nipplage as NSFW, tho, i thinx].
 

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer & Tacoooooooooooooooooooooos ITT.....................