Texas Hold'em
bet or fold'em.
Make your stand
with two in hand.
Connect with flop
to reach the top.
Omaha, you get them four,
and try to match with five on floor.
Take two of yours and three from table
to get a hand for winning able.
Here is the action here are the rushes.
You see here many fulls and flushes.
7-cards stud with open four.
Watching them is key to score!
The more you see, the more you know.
Your betting way might be a show !?
But at the end your better friend,
with the stronger winner hand.
Razz you play to ain't get any
then you earn your first penny.
The lower eight
are your best mate.
And at the end the lower hand
from up above will make a stand.
But don't forget to have a look
what shows the other players book.
H.O.R.S.E. is a play for the real master
but for the beginner a real disaster.
To be on top and have a feel,
you must be ready for any steel.
It's not an average players show
and only the best can make chips grow.
Badugi takes now in the color
and A to 4 will make the dollar.
All four colors you need to hold.
Otherwise, you better fold.
Four bet rounds and three to draw
makes complete Badugi law.
5-card draw
is thee most raw,
with one exchange
for better range.
Get them,
bet them,
have good luck!
And if not..., just fold and muck!
My final words
for donks and nerds:
There is no winter before the fall,
so skill is a must, in poker for all.
The birds don't sing before the spring
so start to learn to beat the swing.
Learn how to bet and when you got beaten
learn how to eat and don't get eaten.
Don't depend on luck you " ill "
learn the rules and get some skill.
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I wrote this on my own with my "best" English...
If someone think he's doing a Rap with this, I'll would like to do the beats.
(I do produce music...pssst,... don't tell any)
...and all right reserved by me
:D:D ( I'm serious !!! :/)
